"This is what unemployed people do nowadays, they work weekends" - Alex Volchegursky (my friend on Facebook)
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...БЫ-БЫ-БЫ-БЫ-БЫ-БЫ!!!!
I propose a new community development project: Presidential Officer Outreach Program (POOP)
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 | Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you because I was pissed I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your mother I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming |
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PROBE TO SCOUT EARTH-MADE GAMMA RAY BLASTS
GAMMA RAY BLASTS is a term associated with extraordinary releases of radioactive energy taking place in deep space. They are very rare. Up until recently, they have only been know to be associated with cataclysmic cosmic events, such as supernovae explosions. Well, as it turns out, our own little planet can produce these extremely powerful blasts of energy!
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GAMMA RAY BLASTS is a term associated with extraordinary releases of radioactive energy taking place in deep space. They are very rare. Up until recently, they have only been know to be associated with cataclysmic cosmic events, such as supernovae explosions. Well, as it turns out, our own little planet can produce these extremely powerful blasts of energy!
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The ways in which we (people) are alike are many more than those in which we are different. One of the ways in which we are alike is that we value our differences more than we do our similarities. And this is one of the roots of all evil ;)
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FOREWORD: Approximately 80% of the world's population are infected with HSV1... Yes, that means you have it!
Not knowing who you are is half the fun
Because of you, the world and I united
And on my lips - a flame that you ignited
Oh, thank you for the Herpes Simplex One!
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Пиздун-задушевник :D
Диафильмы! Самые что ни на есть настоящие ДИАФИЛЬМЫ!!!
В Интернете! Бесплатно! Иду просить маму, чтоб почитала!!!
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| Вы пахнете красками |
| Ты творческий человек. Хочешь принести в этот серый мир новых цветов. Но ты не задумываешься, как на тебя реагируют другие. И именно это ухудшает твоё положение |
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 | DOW JONES DROPS AGAIN, CONTINUES TO CONCERN STUDENTS EXCERPT: Wednesday's 733-point drop in the Dow Jones industrials, the second-largest point loss in history, (...) comes just two days after a record 936-point jump on Monday. Если я что-то в этом понимаю, после сегодняшних дебатов должно опять подскочить! А кто-то их вообще смотрел? Кто победил? Наши? :) |
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WOW!!! She has actually done it! Although it might seem like it's not, pulling off a successfull comeback in the entertainment industry is actually very hard; so, let's take our hats off to the lady!
"Womanizer" is #1 on Billboard, but I like this better:
"Womanizer" is #1 on Billboard, but I like this better:
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 | The Brain says to the Penis: "How come you're the one doin' most of the thinking?!" The Penis says to the Brain: "How come you're the one gettin' fucked all the time?!" © БОЦМАН |
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 | На нем погоны золотые И яркий орден на груди Зачем, зачем я повстречал, блядь Его на жизненном пути?! |
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 | I am looking for a very special someone! This someone, I am hoping, would be able to "assist" me with a little problem I am having with T-Mobile. In order to assist me, this someone needs to be an employee of T-Mobile. Does someone know someone? |
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 | I find myself sexually attracted to Sarah Palin, while simultaniously repulsed by the sounds that are coming out of her mouth... I wish she would shut the f**k up and put out a sex video already!!! |
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aggravated | Джордж Буш и Статуя Свободы лежат в постели после секса. Буш курит сигарету, прикрыв обнаженный торс краем американского флага. Статуя Свободы: George? Джордж Буш: Yes, darlin'? Статуя Свободы (утирает сперму с обнаженной зеленой груди): I've never been so FUCKED in my entire life!!! © БОЦМАН PS: Кто-то может это нарисовать или воспроизвести в Фотошопе? |
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 | В Сан Франциско очень часто В брак вступают педерасты Разреши отцовский спор: Кто есть тесть, а кто - свекОр? © БОЦМАН |
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